My Justification

So in the last twelve hours or so since I started my Blog, the few people (say 5 or 3) who have visited it, ask me, "Why charlatans?"
I say, "Why not?"

Then again, I think its only fair that I justify myself.
Here are my top 3 reasons...

1. I have an Under-grad degree in Statistics, yet, I do not know my Alpha from my Beta...and I still get confused between Mean, Median and Mode. Though, if I put my head to it, I could probably get around it. In my second year at College (or as the Canadians like to call it: University) when they were teaching us Statistical Models, specifically, the Latin Square Design (LSD) model, I had no clue what was going on. The only thing running through my head was, well, Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds (LSD), lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), and lotsa sleep deprivation (LSD). In spite of this, I take pride in the fact that I am a Statistics graduate. (Hey, don't judge me, I'll do that myself.)

2. At my last place of work, whenever there was a computer glitch, they turned to me with doubts, questions and panicked when they had no internet or their computer screen was bombarded with pop up ads. The only reason I knew how to fix their computers was because, there is nothing worse than a computer without Internet. So I'd fix it with trial & error methods (another thing I claim to know because of Statistics.) And as far as the pop-up ads are concerned, I mastered the solution to that problem 'cause I frequent websites with pornographic content ( I already asked you not to Judge me okay, that's two strikes!)...and when you have years and years of experience with that, you can never go wrong. With any other computer problem, its easy, just unplug it and then plug it back.

3. My career of choice is Television production. Hmmm, the TV Industry, the charlatans of the world unite. We just show up and they pay us. Need I say more?

There you go!